Television Quotes

The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely.

-T.S. Eliot

All television is educational television. The question is: what is it teaching?

-Nicholas Johnson

Television is a gold goose that lays scrambled eggs; and it is futile and probably fatal to beat it for not laying caviar.

-Lee Loevinger

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can’t stop eating peanuts.

-Orson Wells

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.

-Unknown