Funny Love Quotes

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!

-Unknown

You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.

-Henny Youngman

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

- Unknown

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.

-Mae West

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

-Winston Churchill

Love is being stupid together.

-Paul Valery