Mother Quotes
God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.
-Proverb
Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs… since the payment is pure love.
-Mildred B. Vermont
A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.
-Tenneva Jordan
A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.
-Peter De Vries
The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.
-Rajneesh
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his.
-Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest, 1895
Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother.
-Oprah Winfrey
Funny Birthday Quotes
We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
- Unknown
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
-John Glenn
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
- Unknown
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
-Herbert Asquith
May you live to be a hundred years
With one extra year to repent.
-Unknown
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
-Larry Lorenzoni
Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
-Unknown
Quotes about the Weekend
Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.
-John Shirley
There aren’t enough days in the weekend.
-Rod Schmidt
The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.
-Chuck Palahniuk
Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.
-Joseph Addison
Valentine Quotes
Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
-Peter Ustinov
Don’t talk to me about Valentine’s Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
-Joan Rivers
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
-Robert Frost
Love is more than three words mumbled before bedtime. Love is sustained by action, a pattern of devotion in the things we do for each other every day.
-Nicholas Sparks
I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
-Unknown
Birthday Quotes
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
-Oprah Winfrey
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
-Robert Orben
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s
birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost
Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?
- Bobby Kelton
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
-Jennifer Yane
New Years Resolution Quotes
Good resolutions are like babies crying in church; they should be carried out immediately.
-Charles M. Sheldon
New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
-Mark Twain
