-Proverb

Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs… since the payment is pure love.

-Mildred B. Vermont

A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.

-Tenneva Jordan

A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.

-Peter De Vries

The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.

-Rajneesh

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his.

-Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest, 1895

Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother.

-Oprah Winfrey

- Unknown
There is still no cure for the common birthday.

-John Glenn
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

- Unknown

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.

-Herbert Asquith
May you live to be a hundred years
With one extra year to repent.

-Unknown
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

-Larry Lorenzoni
Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.

-Unknown

-Rod Schmidt
The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.

-Chuck Palahniuk

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.

-Joseph Addison

-Peter Ustinov

Don’t talk to me about Valentine’s Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!

-Joan Rivers

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

-Robert Frost

Love is more than three words mumbled before bedtime. Love is sustained by action, a pattern of devotion in the things we do for each other every day.

-Nicholas Sparks

I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

-Unknown

-Oprah Winfrey

The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.

-Robert Orben

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s
birthday but never remembers her age.

-Robert Frost

Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?

- Bobby Kelton

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

-Jennifer Yane

-Charles M. Sheldon

New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

-Mark Twain

-Joey Adams

A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.

-Unknown