Funny Birthday Quotes
We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
- Unknown
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
-John Glenn
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
- Unknown
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
-Herbert Asquith
May you live to be a hundred years
With one extra year to repent.
-Unknown
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
-Larry Lorenzoni
Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
-Unknown
New Years Resolution Quotes
Good resolutions are like babies crying in church; they should be carried out immediately.
-Charles M. Sheldon
New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
-Mark Twain
Family Quotes
It’s all about quality of life and finding a happy balance between work and friends and family.
-Phillip Green
I didn’t want to repeat my parents’ life. I saw in their lives a routine and a lack of dreaming, a lack of the possibilities, a lack of passion. And I didn’t want to live without passion.
-Hugh Hefner
Family isn’t about whose blood you have. It’s about who you care about.
-Trey Parker & Matt Stone
The love of a family is life’s greatest blessing.
-Unkown
New Years Quotes
It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets.
-William Thomas
New Year’s Day is every man’s birthday.
-Charles Lamb
Your Merry Christmas may depend on what others do for you. But your Happy New Year depends on what you do for others.
-Unknown
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
-Oprah Winfrey
Merry Christmas Quotes!
Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.
-Oren Arnold
Instead of being a time of unusual behavior, Christmas is perhaps the only
time in the year when people can obey their natural impulses and express
their true sentiments without feeling self-conscious and, perhaps,
foolish. Christmas, in short, is about the only chance a man has to be
himself.
-Francis C. Farley
There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as
a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.
- Bill McKibben
Christmas Eve Quotes
Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind.
-Mary Ellen Chase
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.
-Burton Hills
It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.
W.T. Ellis
Christmas isn’t a season. It’s a feeling.
-Edna Ferber
Holiday Quotes
Blessed is the season that engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.
-Hamilton Wright Mabie
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
-Dave Barry
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
-George Bernard Shaw