Merry Christmas Quotes!

Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.

-Oren Arnold

Instead of being a time of unusual behavior, Christmas is perhaps the only
time in the  year when people can obey their natural impulses and express
their true sentiments without feeling self-conscious and, perhaps,
foolish.  Christmas, in short, is about the only chance a man has to be
himself.

-Francis C. Farley

There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as
a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.
- Bill McKibben

Christmas Eve Quotes

Christmas, children, is not a date.  It is a state of mind.

-Mary Ellen Chase

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree:  the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.

-Burton Hills

It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.

W.T. Ellis

Christmas isn’t a season. It’s a feeling.

-Edna Ferber

Shopping Quotes

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
- Tammy Faye Baker

Shopping is better than sex. If you’re not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like.
- Adrienne Gusoff

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

-Erma Bombeck